THE GREAT ONE is organizing members of all fraternities at the University of South Carolina for a road trip to San Antonio
for very special pre game EXCREMENT FEST within the gates of the Alamo. Each participant will wear a TAM baseball cap ( since caps must be removed inside the building) doff the Aggie hat and promptly defecate into it before depositing the contents on the walls of the structure. This new tradition will be repeated prior to each USC/TAM game from here to eternity.
THE GREAT ONE has chosen the Alamo, because committing this grand gesture at College Station's best known historical landmark ( Pilger's Tire and Auto Center) lacks any semblance of panache.
Each USC participant will be required to consume cheap Mexican food for 3 days prior to disembarking on this historical raid.
THE GREAT ONE lobbied Mike Slive incessantly to admit TAM into the SEC. Not knowing that TAM's shameless traditions make Clemson BUFFOONS look like English Gentlemen by comparison, or that Aggie " YELL LEADERS" have higher progesterone levels than those recorded at any Mary Kay national sales convention.
USC will win this game walking away, but the real fun will be in San Antonio on 8-28-14 at 12:00 AM.......All Texans are cordially invited..........WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
for very special pre game EXCREMENT FEST within the gates of the Alamo. Each participant will wear a TAM baseball cap ( since caps must be removed inside the building) doff the Aggie hat and promptly defecate into it before depositing the contents on the walls of the structure. This new tradition will be repeated prior to each USC/TAM game from here to eternity.
THE GREAT ONE has chosen the Alamo, because committing this grand gesture at College Station's best known historical landmark ( Pilger's Tire and Auto Center) lacks any semblance of panache.
Each USC participant will be required to consume cheap Mexican food for 3 days prior to disembarking on this historical raid.
THE GREAT ONE lobbied Mike Slive incessantly to admit TAM into the SEC. Not knowing that TAM's shameless traditions make Clemson BUFFOONS look like English Gentlemen by comparison, or that Aggie " YELL LEADERS" have higher progesterone levels than those recorded at any Mary Kay national sales convention.
USC will win this game walking away, but the real fun will be in San Antonio on 8-28-14 at 12:00 AM.......All Texans are cordially invited..........WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
