OK Tiger fans, what do y'all eat on gamedays? Since I always answer my own question, I thought I'd share my menu for the upcoming season:
Date—Opponent--Opponent’s Mascot--What’s cookin’?
Sep 3--Wisconsin--Badgers--Got a late start, will settle for venison
Sep 10--Jacksonville St.--Gamecocks--BBQ Chicken, I like the dark meat
Sep 17--Mississippi St.--Bulldogs--Hot dogs are too easy, but will do in a pinch. Once, when we played them, I tried to decorate the house as a Vietnamese village, but my wife gave me the kbosh. (think about it!)
Sep 24--Auburn--Tigers?, War Eagles?, WTF?--I’m almost as confused as they are. Having an eat-dentity crisis! Will settle for pheasant, quail, and andouille gumbo. Hey, it’s got two birds in it!
Oct 1--Missouri--Tigers—Furburger. My wife does have a sense of humor, after all!
Oct 8--Florida--Gators--Grilled gator tail – it’s pretty good. Doesn’t taste like chicken! BTW, what did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? “You really do taste like chicken”
Oct 15--Southern Miss --Golden Eagles--Leftovers from the Auburn dinner.
Oct 22--Mississippi--Black Bears--I’ll probably find some badger by then!
Nov 5--Alabama—Elephants--I’m fasting 'til we beat ‘em.
Nov 12--Arkansas—Razorbacks--This is too easy! Save the bones and make some good beans on Monday.
Nov 19--South Alabama—Jaguars--Hope her sense of humor is still good by then!
Nov 24--Texas A&M—Aggies—Veggieburger. On second thought, I’ll fast 'til they beat us! Oh, forgot, its Thanksgiving. Well that settles that.
Date—Opponent--Opponent’s Mascot--What’s cookin’?
Sep 3--Wisconsin--Badgers--Got a late start, will settle for venison
Sep 10--Jacksonville St.--Gamecocks--BBQ Chicken, I like the dark meat
Sep 17--Mississippi St.--Bulldogs--Hot dogs are too easy, but will do in a pinch. Once, when we played them, I tried to decorate the house as a Vietnamese village, but my wife gave me the kbosh. (think about it!)
Sep 24--Auburn--Tigers?, War Eagles?, WTF?--I’m almost as confused as they are. Having an eat-dentity crisis! Will settle for pheasant, quail, and andouille gumbo. Hey, it’s got two birds in it!
Oct 1--Missouri--Tigers—Furburger. My wife does have a sense of humor, after all!
Oct 8--Florida--Gators--Grilled gator tail – it’s pretty good. Doesn’t taste like chicken! BTW, what did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? “You really do taste like chicken”
Oct 15--Southern Miss --Golden Eagles--Leftovers from the Auburn dinner.
Oct 22--Mississippi--Black Bears--I’ll probably find some badger by then!
Nov 5--Alabama—Elephants--I’m fasting 'til we beat ‘em.
Nov 12--Arkansas—Razorbacks--This is too easy! Save the bones and make some good beans on Monday.
Nov 19--South Alabama—Jaguars--Hope her sense of humor is still good by then!
Nov 24--Texas A&M—Aggies—Veggieburger. On second thought, I’ll fast 'til they beat us! Oh, forgot, its Thanksgiving. Well that settles that.
